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Wedgie

Noun. Employed by Earl Carpenter in the early 1960’s went returning young bother in-law home, who has decided to run away from home. He has him by the back of the pants and was lifting him off the ground, this caused his pant and underwear to wedge between his buttocks.
His bother in-law in fear of another wedgie has no further thoughts of running away from home.
by redwiwwwr May 22, 2017
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hanging by a wedgie

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.

This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
Example one:

"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"

"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".

Example two:

"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
by boggler December 8, 2009
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Girl atomic wedgie

When you give a girl the most painful wedgie and ending it with them on her head
I like seeing girl atomic wedgies all the time
by Animelover39000 October 10, 2017
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Wedgie Boy

A boy who de-wedgies himself walking along the road, on the way to school. He thinks he is cool, but he's not. Usually seen smoking, or pretending to look cool waiting for the bus. He's not cool at all.
"Hey, what's that guy doing?"
"OMG HE'S DE-WEDGYING HIMSELF!"
"Really?"
"He's such a wedgie boy"
by hariboliciasardolls September 22, 2009
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Dick Wedgie

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.
Dude last night I got a Terrible Dick Wedgie with my boxers, it hurt like a bitch.
by 40k November 27, 2010
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Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.
Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.
by Emerson89 February 10, 2014
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Wedgie

Fuck Boy: Hey, what's up, Wedgie?

Reggie: Bruh, chill that shit out 'fore I steal on your ass.
by Reggie D. September 19, 2018
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