Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

Twat Tax by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

Twat Twizzler 

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!

Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!

Twat Twizzler by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

twat monger 

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

twat monger by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

twat wad 

the little particle of toilet paper that gets left in between the labia of the female anatomy

"Oh my gosh look at the twat wads I left behind my last wipe"

twat wad by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009

twat nugget 

the product of a really raunchy, rancid cunt(twat)

shut the fukk up u silly twat nugget

twat nugget by marc caporale August 14, 2003

twat block 

When a female prevents another female from scoring with a man.

Emma is such a twat block. Danny and I were supposed to be on a date, but she showed up and they talked the entire time!

twat block by cindy yetti March 11, 2008

twat rash 

1. Infected pussy often used to describe prostitutes.
2. Can be considered as a fag or someone who nags alot.

1. Yo dont hook up with that bitch, she got twat rash.
2. My little brother is such an annoying twat rash.

twat rash by KOBE BRYANT WITNESS December 29, 2005