A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.
That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.
by Jibber87 June 13, 2005
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john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"
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Get the time travel mug.A small town in RI where, as already noted the children all smoke pot and the parents interfere with the coaching, but what you may not know is that everyone either lives in a McMansion or a trailer-park and the parents think the way to educate their children is to undermine the schools and the schools ask for it by hiring predatory males as behavioral specialists...just to make quota. The only critique of the previous posts/definitions is that the locals were called tall Portuguese gentleman... tall and gentlemanly may be stretches, but in general all these definitions have remarkable accuracy and point to the the strength of internet democracy experiments such as Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia: Good job all!
by LB Arts February 15, 2009
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DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
by Sir Mikey P February 24, 2011
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