Threesome 

A group of three people having sex together

Chloe and josh snuck into the janitors closet and stripped off, josh was just about to shove his dick into Chloe when the door opened and mr kendle (the 21 yr old math teacher) was there.

Mr kendle: what the fuck is going on in here?!
Josh: we were gonna have sex
Mr kendle: well lemme join you, Chloe’s tits are seducing.

Chloe: ok
Mr kendle shoved his 8” cock up Chloe’s fat ass and Josh’s dick went into Chloe’s pussy

Chloe: OHHHH YEAH
Mr kendle: you like that huh?
Mr kendle took his dick out Chloe’s ass and josh did too. Chloe bent down and started to suck Josh’s dick while fingering mr kendle’s.

Josh: oh yeah
Chloe: mmmmmmm yummyyyy
Mr kendle: lemme switch this up a bit
And mr kendle removed chloe from josh, shoved his dick up Josh’s ass and started to lick Chloe’s pussy
Josh: I didn’t know it felt this-this-mmmm YEAHHH
chloe: oh mr kendle you’re good!
Mr kendle: call me jake
They all ended up having an orgasm and cum was on the floor of the closet when the bell went and they emerged, panting with wet underwear and all throbbing.
The threesome did it all again the next day

Threesome by Bisexual idiot May 15, 2022

busted tees 

hot girls, stuuuuupid t shirts.

I AM A BLACK MAN busted tees

busted tees by Titsy McHard August 20, 2008

Treesha 

A Bitch ass nigga who does not care about what the man desires. LOYALTY

The Treesha slobbered on 6 dicks in tilted towers (Catalin)

Treesha by Tranqernity March 20, 2022

busted tees 

1. Advertisers who spam the hell out of urban dictionary
2.The t shirts that you see on that kid with the long greasy hair and zitty face at school. Who thinks hes funny. And has no friends. And smokes crack

John: Dude did you see that faggot with that stupid shirt on from busted tees?
Fred: Yeah, that kid is pretty gay.
John: Do you want to go in the bathroom and exchange blowjobs?
Fred: Totally.

busted tees by i got a bad case of duck butter May 9, 2008

threesies 

When playin jacks and get to where you pick up 3 jacks at a time/3rd level

Me an Jon was playin jacks but he couldent get past threesies.

threesies by Dj. Tommy Gunz October 28, 2007

treasur 

She is beautiful, full of life, and caring. You can go to her with anything and she'll give you the perfect advice. A long time friendship. She goofy as fuck and will make you laugh until your inside hurt. But don't take her kindness for a weakness because she will cut a bitch real quick. She hates fake people or people who play with her feelings. She is the reason that people say ,"Happy wife, happy life".

Random people: Omg she is so nice
Her friends: They don't know the half of it. That's Treasur

treasur by Babygirl liv April 4, 2018

underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".

College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”

underseat treasure by Vonthako November 2, 2009