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pussy thunder

an emission of air expelled from the vagina
see also queef
Antoinette's pussy thunder done shocked the hell outta me. I hadta give the bitch a dolla.
by skurvy August 3, 2006
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Thundercunt

The movement of a ball smashing the back of the net with high speed and power
Jesus tommy did you see the thundercunt Larry scored Sunday
by Jehovahevan May 18, 2018
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thunderbox

A box built for shitting in. Often found on campsite grounds.
I really let loose with a storm of poop on the thunderbox.
by Graham February 1, 2004
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Thunder buddy

noun: someone who is always there for you throughout a thunder storm to keep you safe from danger.

referenced in the hit movie "Ted"
Maddy: Oh my gosh it's storming outside! I need my thunder buddy!

Carter: Im on the way Hold tight!
by jattosin July 11, 2012
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Dirty Thunder

The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.

2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010
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Vaginal Thunder Clap

A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
by Franksy5 May 26, 2009
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