tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
by northwestlad October 07, 2015
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Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
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Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat
Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo
by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022
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tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.
“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”
by Walter von Dichische March 05, 2011
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Kyle Tactic

The art of screaming racial slurs at the peak climax of ejaculation during intercourse.
"Bro I heard you did a Kyle Tactic last night"

"Ya bro, it was chill fr"
by reddituser7025 May 04, 2022
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Boogeyman tactics

"Boogeyman Tactics: A rhetorical strategy where someone tries to distract from the real issue by creating or exaggerating a threat that doesn't actually exist. Instead of addressing the actual argument, they shift focus to a made-up or overblown danger—like a modern-day 'boogeyman'—to manipulate others into fear or compliance. It's a form of red herring meant to derail the conversation and avoid dealing with the real problem."
Person A: "We really need to start reducing our carbon footprint at home. The evidence on climate change is overwhelming, and we should be doing our part to help."

Person B: "I don't think that's the real issue. What we should really be worried about is how immigration is out of control. More people coming into the country means more strain on our resources and more pollution. We should focus on that instead."

In this example, Person B is using Boogeyman Tactics by shifting the conversation from climate change to immigration, a different issue altogether. This is a red herring intended to derail the discussion about reducing their carbon footprint, by bringing up an unrelated and exaggerated threat of increased pollution due to immigration.
by King Of Fallacies August 04, 2024
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