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Tactical Growth

Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.
Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth
by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011
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Tactically stall

You’re tactically stalling in a building waiting for someone ie camping
by Xooxnickxoox March 22, 2021
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Rainish tactic

Walking very angrily towards a bathroom or other hiding spot in school, giving away the location for a fight.
Person 1:I heard that Bob and Rick had a fight.

Person 2:Nah, Bob used the Rainish tactic and they both got busted for attempting to fight.

Person 1:Bob is a Dumbass
by Bayernfan3333333 February 22, 2018
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tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.
Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.
by Urshanabi July 23, 2025
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Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.
Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.
by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018
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The Tactical Russian

(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
by HylianPanda February 22, 2014
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Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022
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