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virtuous-action subterfuge

Refers to a seemingly-beneficial/praiseworthy action that you perform in order to cover up a past/present transgression.
Three classic examples of a virtuous-action subterfuge would be:
(1) Pretending to be cleaning up litter along a roadside, in a park, or in some other public area, and then disposing of your bags of collected trash in a nearby dumpster; in reality, of course, you merely picked up just a very few pieces of discarded trash during periods when others were looking --- the bags of trash you're carrying are mostly YOUR OWN household garbage that you're disposing of for free in someone else's dumpster, rather than paying for your own trash-disposal.
(2) Pretending to be helpfully delivering bags of groceries to a tenant of a "wrinkle city" apartment-complex; as in Example #1, however, those bulging shopping-bags are merely still-new-looking shopping-sacks that you've carefully saved from previous grocery-shopping trips and then filled with your own trash; your confederate apartment-tenant later quietly disposes of said bags in the complex's waste-bin along with his own garbage.
(3) Pretending to be cleaning/dusting a certain area of a room, whereas in reality you are covering up the fact that you either have meddled with something you weren't supposed to touch, or currently wish to do so. By cleaning the entire area that the “off-limits” object is occupying, it would seem natural for you to move/handle the object itself in the course of your cleaning, and so no observers will think twice about your harmlessly displacing the item "just to clean around/underneath it".
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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yea, sure.

This is when someone tells you something that you really don't care about. OKsureuh huh
Sean,"I just got a new job making more money than you!"
John,"Yea, sure."
by beez217 November 20, 2015
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combination of "hell yeah" and just "sure."

to be used when you lost a lot of enthusiasm in the middle of affirming something.
bob: hey, look at that attractive female. baby got back; i'd totally do her.

bill: meh. she's notch-worthy, but not really my style.

bob: what are you talking about "style"? they're all pink on the inside. am i right?

bill: hell ..... hell sure. wait what? no.
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She's a unique person.
She has a great personality and is very unique. She is very pretty.
She is very funny and awesome.
She is also very smart and confident.
She is very honest and cunning.
Girl:i don't know how to cook
Boy: go and ask surely to teach you
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subterrific

1. Less than terrific.

2. A band from Decatur, Alabama that is funkier than porkchop flavor Now & Laters.
1. My performance on the math exam was subterrific because I inhaled from the marijuana cigarette beforehand.

2. I'm going to see Subterrific Chug-A-Lug tonight at Amsterdam Cafe.
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