Spite Cooling

When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.

“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.

by Glorth2 July 12, 2023

Spoken Unrizz

A term used to describe a person's lackluster or ineffective attempts at romantic communication and will usually 'turn off' the person they are speaking to.

Person 1: I saw John yesterday speaking with some girl at the park, until, she walked away from him.
Person 2: That nigga John got Spoken Unrizz

by 0xifer August 24, 2023

spœrgį

what if he’s grorgy?
(grœrg *I)

“ grœrg *I”
“ spœrgį “

by smellystinkbeast73 September 9, 2023

Spiteloading

The act of illegally downloading something out of spite for the Intellectual Property holder.

Developer XYZ releases a game exlusively on a proprietary platform. Not wanting to use this platform, the user out of spite for the developers actions illegally downloads the game. Thus he commits spiteloading.

by Serass January 5, 2024

spitevite

Inviting someone to an event because you know it will enrage someone you dislike.

Apparently my homophobic cousin thinks that she was one of TWO people to attend my virtual wedding, so I added a bunch of spitevites to the in-person party so she can't act like being gay is a social stigma.

by vonLucifuge January 9, 2024

spiteblind

When you aren't certain, or don't care, whether someone's LED headlights are high beams or low, and you turn your high beams on as retribution for blinding you.

I don't care if those are low beams, if you come at me like a solar eclipse, I'm going to spiteblind you!

by Pretty Hate Machine AK January 18, 2024

Spoke

Having a stroke whilst making a speech.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a very spshul nhigt nd I whis to introduse ou two aur VERY spushil ghues t.

He had a spoke.

by Myskogee January 20, 2024