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The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh
(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry
by Incoccnito June 21, 2021
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United States Of America

The United States Of America is basically the edgy kid in class that tries to be different and unique from everyone else and also tries to force their beliefs onto other people.
by ZanetheBane November 1, 2021
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Lindin Skates

Lindin Skates refers to a a deity which kills anyone who trashes its name. It does not just kill the person, it will also turn them into a tree after.
Stupid Person: Lindin Skates is such a shit name

Person: DONT SAY THAT OR LINDIN SKATES WILL FR COMR DOWN AND EXPONGE YOU!!!
by Harry Gleeson January 25, 2023
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United States of Valeria Day

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.
“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”
by Valeria Ceja Biggest Fan September 7, 2023
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In the states we...

Basically said by any American who wants to act/try to be cool.
Person saying it usually ends up embarrassing self; usually not offensive unless has the words 'sexy' in it.
Example of 'In the states we...'
Dude 1: In the states we're are tough!! We play football.
Dude 2: You broke your leg playing it remember?
by ConfettiYeti February 20, 2015
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The United States of America

The United States of America is a country situated in North America, sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (with the exception of Alaska and Hawaii). It's a first world country with some problems and issues which happened to be the only superpower, nothing more, nothing less.

To extremists, however, the United States of America is either a state which its civilians are fatso's cocking guns into eachother every few seconds, a future ethnostate which needs to remove immigrants one way or another, a perfect country which can do no wrong, or a boogeyman evil which can't do absolutely good and need to be either "liberated", or collapse.
Person: The United States of America is a North American country between Canada and Mexico. It's a first world country which has some issues that need to be fixed, but still a pretty nice country. Can't wait to get my hands on some Texas BBQ and some Gumbo.
European extremists: Huh, inferior Americans, fatty guys eating at McDonald's every day while shooting each other with guns.
White Supremacists: The US needs to remove any immigrants to protect our culture!
Hypernationalists: Oh, the Trail of Tears and the Iraq War? That was justified bro.
Tankies: THE US IS OPPRESSING POOR INNOCENT CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND CUBA WITH THE CIA AND HIS PUPPETS. WE NEED TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO FULFILL OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR LIBERATED WITH DADDY'S XI HELP!! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!
by Mr hurr durr April 22, 2022
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Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.
My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.
by Entitled_Karennn July 1, 2022
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