Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006

Shock The Monkey

Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.

Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"

Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."

Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"

Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"

by DonutHoleMole99 July 23, 2019

Trailer Park Shocker

One in the pink and two in the stink.

"She had a fat flabby ass hole, so I did the switcharoo with the shocker".

by Stewlicious August 23, 2004

cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.

I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?

by Bromski March 6, 2008

Shit Shocked

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

smocko

1. having a break to get or give a quick blowjob, in a workplace etc.

'me a susan are popping out for a smocko'
'it's smocko time on your knees'

by patchy36 April 23, 2005