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cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you
that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.
by cockshoker June 21, 2004
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electric shock

by budvar November 25, 2005
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System shock

A game released the same time as Half life and bankruppting Looking Glass, the worlds Best gaming company. Most of LG now work at Ion Storm.
You are a person who voulebnteers for the space corps and undergoes a long period (3 years) of training. When you join the Vaun Braun, you find the space ship has been taken over by a rouge AI computer named Shodan. There are robots and organic life forms trying to kill you. Your objective is to escape.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given
I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.
by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009
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Primo Shock

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...
by Reptilian December 4, 2009
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wreckhead shock

An acute condition affecting wreckheads, triggered by overstimulation of the brain while on psychedelic drugs.
It results in sudden paralysis, loss of balance and loss of consciousness.
<Dave> Hey look, Tesco! Shall we pop in for a drink?
<Steve> Yeah, sure.
* The wreckheads walk into the supermarket, immediately noticing how bright, colourful and trippy the place looks.
<Dave> Holy shit, this is intense.
<Steve> Yeah, innit! What do you think, Pete? ...Pete?!
* Pete is spazzing out on the floor.
<Steve> Oh fuck, I think Pete has wreckhead shock, let's get him outta here!
<Dave> Fuck's sake, who's idea was it to go into a supermarket?
by Strachman January 2, 2010
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Ball Shock

The minor pain and discomfort in the male groin area when jumping down from a high place and landing too rigid, causing the scrotum to endure the stresses of high G's and "spring" back. Usually the sensation is similar to being sack tapped.
As I snapped the board to ollie down the 9-stair, I pussed out and bailed. After landing a bit stiff, the hard impact made cause for a healthy dose of Ball Shock.
by psykoesis October 14, 2011
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