Designated Safe Shag 

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

Designated Safe Shag by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Shagmas 

Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!

I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!

Shagmas by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010

Shaggy 

The god of every universe who is known for destroying planets by only using 1% of his power.

Interviewer: can you give us a example of 1% percent of your power.
Shaggy: remember planet Apollo

Interviewer: No

Shaggy: Exactly

Shaggy by Sickomode_or_MomBamba January 27, 2019

Shagmas 

A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".

- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.

Shagmas by nikola151 December 26, 2021