Swolek

Upgrade from swolk, even stronger, close to strongest

I’m trying to get swolek for the power lifting tournament.

by Clout Air July 4, 2018

swolesquatch

Brand of athletic wear from the Pacific Northwest, supposedly infused with 100%, unadulterated Samsquanch testosterone that makes blowing through your PRs a breeze.

Swolesquatch makes the world's most comfiest tees

by Big Sexy 82 September 18, 2019

swoleseph

A man once known, simply as, Joseph. He is still Joseph, but now he is just ridiculously Swole. He earned this nickname. Ever since earning it he has developed an unconditional love for pumping iron and consuming his daily caloric maintenance. He reps 315 on incline and is unimpressed by the influencers of the modern world.

It’s the QB! No, it’s that Youtuber! No, that’s Swoleseph.

by FawknZyzz November 24, 2021

swolemonkey

N. A man of the chonkiest stature, with the highest standard of beauty

Often mistaken for albino Harambe
Almost definitely has small pepe

Swolemonkey Joe Shmoe pulls straight dimes with his Harambe-esque man boobs.

by Peterweiner May 27, 2022

swolema

Swolema. You probably found this from the “ligma what you ask?” doctor. If so, he has taught you well. Swolema is a very rare disease, similar to ligma and sugma. Usually, it is the same type of joke.

Joe: Hey you know about swolema?
Bofa: sSwolema? What the heck is swolema?
Joe: Swolema C*ck!

by Azbojrn July 6, 2022

Swolested

the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner

Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.

by Elmore Daniels January 7, 2023

chin checks and eye swoles

a brutal thrashing in the face which cause your chin to be split open and your eyes are swelled shut.

keep talking home boy and you are going to catch chin checks and eye swoles.

by Waxyourmom September 7, 2017