Swoleosis 

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

Swoleosis by AirChair February 3, 2009

Swoleosis 

Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.

Symptoms include redness in the face.

Raising and straining of the voice at others.

Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.

Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?

Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.

Swoleosis by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010

Scoliosis 

When your spine does the stanky leg.

Doctor: Well Adrian, It appears you have scoliosis and your spine has a curvature of 23 degrees.

Adrian: So my spine is doing the stanky leg?

Doctor: Quite literally, yes.

Scoliosis by sometimesitreallybelikethat February 27, 2020

Skolyosis 

Becoming sick or passing out as a result of drinking large quantities of Skol Vodka

Johnny: How'd new years go for you man?
Trev: aw not so good, I drank too much, and came down with a sever case of Skolyosis

Skolyosis by LNGTWROFPWR9000 January 15, 2015

Swoleitis 

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.

Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"

Swoleitis by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008

swoliosis 

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

swoliosis by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003

Soliosis 

Extreme curvature of an erect penis.

"Damn, Devin has some mean Soliosis, how does he even fuck?"

Soliosis by moabbee September 13, 2011