Stephens City, VA

A small town in northern Virginia that is really not a city at all, but a tiny, boring, culture-less town. Tends to eat away at the souls of inhabitants until they can hardly picture leaving the monotony of the greater Winchester area. Made national news when some guy purposely blew up his house. T-Pain once came within six miles of town, when he visited the (equally monotonous and pathetic) Appleblossom Mall.

Also known as "the Gritty," "Stephens Gritty," and "shithole".

Little Girl: "Mommy, why does everyone in this Food Lion look like they have given up on life?"

Mom: "Because we're in Stephens City, VA, sweetie! If anyone offers you candy just start screaming."

by MCmastaCHIEF December 23, 2010

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Stephen Harper's Revenge

The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.

For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!

by ThisIslandAK April 24, 2011

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Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

by Preston walsh October 15, 2007

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Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.

Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

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