poke smocker

Pot smoker

That guy is a heavy poke smocker.

by talminator June 25, 2016

dictator smock

Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.

Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.

by Juan230 June 1, 2016

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017

cocky smocky

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.

Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"

by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

boomer smooch

When you get down with a pit bull like a funky dude.

“Dude did you see Cory last night? He was boomer smooching like it was 1999.”

by yakovshmearnoff January 2, 2018

Chocolate Smooch

When there's a little bit of shit on someone's asshole hair, but you're trooper and eat their ass anyway.

"Dude, last night I gave Sasha a chocolate smooch!"
"Nice!"

by Gordoncheese May 17, 2018

German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018