Ripper Scale

A scale used to measure the magnitude of a fart that can be anywhere from a .1 to a 10.

Damn dude, that was like a 7.8 on the Ripper Scale

by xXASSCLOWN69Xx June 30, 2011

Ripper

Any small nicotine device.

Bro pass the ripper

by Anonymous bitch 420 May 9, 2019

Ripperbabies

A store that has a price that looks like a rip off

These people are Ripperbabies if they think I’m going to pay that!

by Dinocracker February 15, 2022

Rippen

What you do when you lean too far back on a gravitron ride at a fair, and end up going through the canvas ceiling and be flung a block away before landing in someone's backyard.

He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him.

by Jeans6818 February 2, 2023

Canvas ripper

A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.

Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.

by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017

Dance rapped

When you are forced to slow dance with someone you don’t like

Mia got dance rapped by Ilan.

by Mr. PencilHolder January 23, 2018

pine ripper

pine ripper is another term for fishing.

“hey buddy, wanna go rip the pine this weekend?”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”

by ultimatepineripper December 4, 2019