promise

what people say but don't really care about

e- "promise we'll always be best friends no matter what"

c- "promise"

*fight*

e- "you promised to never leave.. and now you're leaving?"

c- "promises were meant to be broken"

by 3afterYou July 16, 2015

promise panty

A pair of lingerie (often a panty) to let a person know that sex is in the future. Wearing the lingerie (panty) is real time confirmation that it's time for sex.

She's not ready to gave sex with me, but she's given me her red promise panty.

by ArtieWolfe May 7, 2016

Pronse

To pronse is to walk smugly.

I'm gonna pronse over there and show 'em who' s boss!

by Inthetardis2 February 10, 2017

Promise

When you tell someone you'll do something but sometimes you do the opposite of what you said.

I promise I won't tell anyone.

by One n' only January 29, 2018

prosecco walk

A walk outside, e.g. around the block, with a glass of prosecco as a brief escape from the endless whirl of news about catastrophic events (e.g. a brutal military invasion of a sovereign, democratic nation).

Ugh, I've been staring at news from Ukraine all day, it's so sad and infuriating. Let's get some fresh air and go on a prosecco walk.

We've been staring at our phones for 4 hours now. Instead of increasing our anxiety levels even more, let's discuss how we can call on our government to actually help with the situation on a prosecco walk.

by Phreddd February 26, 2022

campaign promise

Making a promise you never really intend to keep.

If you will have dinner with me I will be a total gentleman the entire time. Campaign promise

by roadkill1 July 22, 2010

Man-promise

when 2 men of no relation engage in a promise.

johnson: "man i didnt fuck trisha, she's yo bitch."
willy: "promise?"
johnson: "sure"
willy: "we involved in a man-promise right now?"
johnson: "sure"

by gumbi mcfadden October 30, 2010