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President of the USA

-"hey who was the 23rd president of the USA"

-"some old white guy"
by keltick March 13, 2009
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President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
by jimmy l.i.t. June 27, 2007
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2016 presidential elections

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
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Abe lincoln was a good president

something you say when you want to imply that someone is being racist.
guy#1: hey jim look at that black guy eating at kfc

guy#2:well Abe lincoln was a good president
by kickyoass123 March 9, 2012
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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President Obama

President elect of the United States 2008-2016. A man who gets no credit for anything that goes right in America and gets the blame for every conceivable thing that goes wrong. Everything from the Benghazi attack, to the drunken neighbor rummaging through your garbage, to the hooker who gave you crabs, it's all Obama's fault, at least according to partisan hacks on the far-right.

Those of us not living in a vacuous bubble can see through the corporate media smokescreen and recognize his many accomplishments. Of course his presidency has been far from perfect, but it is not the complete disaster the right-wing noise machine wants you to believe, either.
Early 2009: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time low of 6,500 points
Tea party: That kenyan muslim socialist is ruining the economy!

May 2, 2011: After nearly 10 years on the run, Osama Bin Laden is finally captured and killed
Tea party: ...

September 11, 2012: The American consulate at Benghazi, Libya is attacked
Tea party: OBAMA'S FAULT!! IMPEACH!!!!!

October 29, 2012: Hurricane Sandy devastates the east coast of the U.S.
Tea party: OBAMA CREATED THE STORM WITH HAARP TO WIN THE ELECTION!!!

November 2013: The Dow Jones Industrial Average reaches an all time high of 16,000 points on the anniversary of President Obama's reelection
Tea party: ...
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Presidential Debate

A couple of Satan-worshipers sittin up there trying to convince us all how "Christian" they are.
ROFLMMAO- ^__^ lolol...
by joke October 13, 2004
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