Precum

Premature ejaculation of the penal stem. "Cumming" or "Came" before you wanted to.

Director: Alright let's just get this shot of you jacking off towards her face

Porno Actor: Oh man I already had a little precum

Director: That's alright.

by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES January 16, 2009

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Precious

Slang for an ugly baby with no redeeming qualities.

Oh, is that your baby?(cause i thought it was the midget from willow with a shaved head) Isn't she...precious.

by sethlow September 29, 2005

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precussion

Usually the loudest, verbaly and musicaly, part in the entire band, orchestra, etc. Plays extensivly loud until they are told otherwise.

Dude, shut up!
NEVER! I'm in the precussion.
Oh, well then that changes everything!

by Aerista T'laska June 12, 2011

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A naija gal who is the most ghetto person you will ever meet. She is a really good friend who will always make you laugh when youu are in the saddest times. She usually wears purple du-rags around her head and goes bear foot outside. You would think that she was born like this... but no. It developed with time after she was knocked off her bike by one of her neighbors.

Person 1 : "Precious , How ah you?"

Person 2: "I thank God , ohh ."

Person 1: "I'm going to McDonalds"

Precious: "But.. there's soup in the house."

Person 1: "Precious."

Precious: "Yes? (: "

Person 1: " *closes door. * "

by JBVS July 21, 2011

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precever

a preepy bitch who seems stuck up but when you meet her it turns out shes a total whour and will buff yo pikel at the drop of a dime

yo did you see me hook up wit that precever last night. before i met her i thought that she was a stuck up prep bitch. but now i no shes a feelthy whore who swollows!

by matt fitzpatrick April 23, 2006

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