Penaldo

Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.

You sure did a Penaldo today!

Yea I know I stole your penalty.

by EpicKPs October 16, 2023

Penaldo

Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi

Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game

ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭

1. That girl is the greatest crybaby

2. That girl is a penaldo

by Kuniga December 29, 2023

Penaldu

Penaldu is the camel that run for Penalties in Saudi Arabia. The so called GOAT according to chromosome deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the Saudi Arabia looking for penalties so that the kids can make "badass" edits about.

Look who is coming there, Oh No He is Penaldu , Run for Safety otherwise he will penaltied us

by psychoeditzz18 January 9, 2024

Penalty to rangers

The Famous, Iconic 3 words rangers fans can't live without

Son: Dad. What was the Council's final decision on your parking ticket
Dad: Penalty to Rangers

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo January 12, 2024

penalty beggar

A certain Portugese fraud is one of these. Named Pristiano Penaldo. He asks for a penalty but he always misses. He plays in the camel league and his 9 year old fans he is a "GOAT" for only scoring tap ins.

"Please give me penalty" said Penaldo but the ref said he is a penalty beggar

by anonymous January 25, 2024

penalena

Penalena (Pee-na-lee-na) is a person that is acting unusual or stupid.

Stop being a penalena!

by Samalamatron January 25, 2024

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024