Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

by Condor February 2, 2017

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

by John graham April 9, 2019

One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.

Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.

by Brainacles November 15, 2020

Lil Pump

A seventeen-year-old rapper with an IQ of a rock and cannot be seen without a cup of lean. Also has an obnoxious catch phrase.

Lil Pump: ESKETIT!!!!
Guy 1: what? Wtf does that even mean—
Guy 2: —shhhh. Just go with it you don’t want his fanbase to attack you

by itsemmabruh December 22, 2017

Lil pump

The worst rapper on earth. He has never been seen without lean in his entire life.

Guy 1: So what’s your favourite song?

Guy 2: “Gucci gang” by Lil Pump.

Guy 1: I haven’t heard that one. How does it go?

Guy 2: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci ga-

Guy 1: Good luck finding new friends.

by Snappe July 22, 2018