pork snorkle

The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.

Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.

verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.

She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?

by Donny Dackrope February 22, 2008

Pork Panties

The fat that collects around the pelvic region of a women that gives off the illusion of a thick pair of underwear. Often occurs amongst women in approaching their middle age or can occur after having multiple children. Men are not immune to this phenomenon.

Often referred to as a "Fupa" or "Front Butt"

The pork panties on that women in the hiked up body glove shorts looked like she had on a pair of fleshy underpants!

by LaurenPynchon September 27, 2008

pork party

A large number of police cars parked in one area.

Shit dude, we need to divert. There's a pork party up ahead.

by Pancho Lama February 7, 2007

Pork Chop

A fat persons rear end that is so saggy it forms a kind of point where the cheeks meet at the bottom.

Most often seen on a woman wearing a cheap, very bad fitting pair of trousers, even jeans, but can on occasion also be observed on similarly clothed men.

Hey lesley, look at the pork chop on that, she just put me off my dinner!

by Countess Fluffy Lizardpants April 13, 2010

pork chop

A nick name that is often given to a fat person.

How you doing pork chop.

by The Fury 13 January 27, 2011

pork 'n puke

A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.

The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.

by Ralph Jones January 3, 2009

pork chopping

when a womens boob overflows her bra at the top causing a lump that resembles a pork chop!

Tamara, you're pork chopping it!

by doggie April 15, 2008