oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

Ohster

Ohster is a MLG Killer whale with no aids and ebola and is english and polish

my ohster died

by Ohster296126 January 10, 2017

Östermalm

The home of the coolest and richest dude in Sweden, Erik Milburne

I'm going to Östermalm hope I meet Erik

by Libomannen1337 February 1, 2017

Oeter

dutch street word for 1 euro

ewa niffo hoeveel was die assie

8 oeter man

by AdrOscar072 February 2, 2017

oystered

To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.

While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.

by heiney89 February 15, 2017

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017