Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.

You're my number one star.

by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008

nugled

A mysterious injury, with no subsequent findings, caused by alighting out of a chair from the seated position. Possibly due to a twisting motion, but who knows and cares...

"The patient stated that when getting out of the chair they nugled their right wrist".

by El sheik July 16, 2014

Nuclear Shitsplosion

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.

by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017

number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 24, 2018

Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump

A BIG ASS EXPLOSION

Reporter: Mr.Wray, what would be the worst situation currently?
Mr.Wray: Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump
Reporter: Excuse Me?
Random Guy In the Crowd" A BIG ASS EXPLOSION!

by THATGUYYOUKNOWWHOCLAPPEDURMOM November 29, 2018

number 15

Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

number 15 burger king foot lettuce

by AssLicker8497 August 1, 2019