Nescafé Handshake

Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.

The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.

Nescafé Handshake by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005

Loch Ness Monster 

The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.

Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.

Often referred to as 'nessy'.

Loch Ness Monster, Scotland

Loch Ness Monster by nessy2 March 20, 2011

nesa 

another word for dog a term most commonly used in new south wales and queensland in australia

1 - hey did you see that nesa run
2 - ah fuck he just did a nesa

nesa by kumargg August 10, 2006

Nesfatara 

A extremely attractive woman.

A beatiful woman is introduced to you and your friends and you turn to your friend and say
"Nesfatara"

Nesfatara by Crim Light July 15, 2005

neska 

A beautiful old playful doggo that is old and loyal

she is a beautiful brown and white dog

#neskaisthebestdogintheworld

you use a neska for a pet.

neska by cocogirl101 May 16, 2018

funky nassa 

a person who waz da king of funk

yo its funky nassa man

funky nassa by naz March 31, 2005

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

Gorbachev-ness by Laurcass May 2, 2006