Nipple-Whip

When a woman is breast feeding her baby, her nipple grow to approximately 3 inchs. A Nipple Whip is when you whip someone in the face with your extended nipple.

Bob: "Yo are you done breast feeding that baby so we can get it on?

Catherine: No! That was rude! I hate you. Take this!

Bob: Ow, that Nipple-Whip hurt like a bitch!

by boobytoobyieatnaps121212123434 April 18, 2011

Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

by TheHappyWhopper February 5, 2012

nipple fart

when your nipple produces a high pitched , highly embarrasing squeak

oh shit! a nipple fart right in public , OH GOD STOP STARING AT ME!

by Morkman29 April 27, 2006

nipple torture

It could be a titty twister(twisting of the nips) or when a male or female bites the nips and chews or tears the nipples.

Im so mad at kenzie she gave me nipple torture yesterday.

by sunsilk August 1, 2008

nipple bowl

Superbowl XVIII, where the publicity of Janet Jackson's boob overtook the joy of a great game between the Patriots and Panthers

Joe: Hey that was a good game huh?
Bob: Yeah, so was that boob! ohhyeah!!
Joe: Shut up you animal-goatsing wanksta!

by Joe Yamato February 8, 2004

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 3, 2004

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009