Moist Butthole

When certain men become aroused, they secrete lubricating pheremones from their anal cavity.

After transformers I had some serious MOIST BUTTHOLE.

by Dr. Luong Wang November 15, 2011

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Moist

When a female becomes sexually aroused.

He's so hot, I’ve got moist vaginal fluid.

I want you, I'm so moist in the nether regions.

by Jon_T July 16, 2008

Moilté

Somebody who falls often under the influence of alcool or drugs

This guy is really a moilté

by flaunteeh August 19, 2011

Moist

An adjective that usually follows the word Critikal, describing a specific species of humans. They often have a beard, and wear a white t-shirt. Their behaviours include introducing their names in their indigenous language, proceeding with a mic-breaking 'Woooooooooooo Yeaaaaaaa Babyy!!!!!!!'

Are you a Moist Critikal?
Why yes, I am Urban Dictionary Moist Critikal
Woooooooooooo Yeaaaaaaa Babyy!!!!!!!' That's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about! WOOOOOO

by philipbeanman December 3, 2021

moist critical

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy

My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!

by My moist is critical December 29, 2022

Moiz

A moiz is a person who women are instantly attracted to. Their charm is irresistible and just thinking about them makes their admirers oRgAsm. They are literal gods of sex. Period.

OMG look at that sexy guy over there . He's a total MOIZ.

by Sexygoblin69 September 18, 2020