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Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.
"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006
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michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students
He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley
by Pharmacy Zen October 24, 2009
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Michael

Usually an energetic, fun guy who looks for love in few people. Michael is loved easily and is willing to hear you out. His trust is most important in a relationship and is easily gained. Most often laid back and goes with the flow. Always knows how to keep a girlfriend happy <3
Her boyfriend Michael brought her the most beautiful flowers!
by chubbycheekedchica December 31, 2014
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michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.
Damn, Michael Johns is hot.
by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008
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michaelann

A chick so sexy she can sport a boy+girl's name and everyone else wishes THEY were named Michaelann. Answers to Mikie, she's just that cool.
Q: Have you seen Pam? R: Pam who? Q: Have you seen Sue? R: Sue who? Have you seen Michaelann? Yes, she is here! Man, what a cool chick...there she is, Hey Mikie!
by mdcurlgirl February 6, 2010
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michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people
"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."
by Bob Gunderson November 28, 2006
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Michael J Nelson

Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.
"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."

"How about Michael J Nelson?"
by kevhanel August 8, 2006
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