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Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex
Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
EmmaF: N/A
EmmaL: Ya, where everyone exc
by bk July 26, 2008
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meathook

1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.
Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."
by ogrck September 23, 2011
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Merch

Short for merchandise, usually sold online by youtubers
Check out my merch in the bio and make sure to cop some of that quick
by Hmhy July 12, 2017
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Pulling a Martha

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.
1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.
by the kt December 27, 2008
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Meathammer

When someone is asserting their dominance.
"Did you see Steve?! He brought meathammer down on the guy hitting on his girlfriend! The guy left with his tail between his leg."
by TheNotChoosenOne April 5, 2015
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martha

when a girl queefs and semen explodes out of her vagina.
damn! that martha was ridiculous!
oh man! i just martha'd all over!!
by craig semens December 9, 2007
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Martha Focker

(Martha Focker)(1) One who is very rude to everyone.(2) An extremely mean person.(3)Your Father.
(1)That MARTHA FOCKER can't boss me around.(2)Stop trying to hit me you martha focker.
by John Redcorn April 30, 2006
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