Gold Lion

The act of urinating on or in someone else's hair. Similar to a Gold Shower, but specific to just the hair instead of a more full-body experience.

Fred paid for a Gold Shower, but all he got was a Gold Lion due to some very poor aiming.

by anythingspossible August 6, 2011

White Lion

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by White Lion August 7, 2003

white lion bar

Why you lying for

"I'm a millionaire"

"White lion bar" (why you lying for)

by AnonymousMF February 3, 2017

Hungry Lion

When performing cunilingus on a woman during her menstration cycle, your lips and chin are covered in blood like a Lion after a fresh eaten kill.

Darla was bleedin' last night, and I gave her the hungry lion . . . I didn't notice until I went to brush my teeth.

by Tyrone Laces December 5, 2012

Derpy Lion

Another way to call yourself a Flaming Faggot.

dude derpy lion

by :r January 8, 2014

Totally innocent lion

T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.

Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(

by SkeetSkeetSkeet December 14, 2013

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011