jam pants

jam pants refers to the slight stain left on girls pants when they are on their period.

"look at thats girls jam pants"

by blondie! April 22, 2009

jam'd

1. something that is really messed up or retarded
2. something/someone really uncool or gay

person 1: hey man whats up
person 2: not much... hey what are you doing?
person 1: i was just hitting on joe's girlfriend
person 2: aww that's jam'd!

by eoso July 4, 2009

jam lines

the wrinkles that form under the vagina (near the taint) from many years of sexual intercourse.

i was with this bitch last night she had some mean "jam lines" i could tell she was a hoe.

by the nasty bagger August 2, 2011

jam sex

Sex with a girl while she's on her period.

Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Cool partner: Sure.

Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Uncool partner: Ew, gross.

by baileysinashoe January 16, 2017

jam sandwich

what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.

recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.

i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.

by russ tollium March 16, 2009

Jam Magno

Best tiktoker of all time. #GETJAMMAGNOTO100MIL #STANJAMMAGNO

Person 1: OMG!! Do you know Jam Magno?
Person 2: Yes! I love her. She's my favorite tiktoker. I am a Magnolianatic.

by charlidamelioXD January 31, 2021

Jam Jar

The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.

When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.

The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.

Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"

by ChopperRead June 3, 2011