Human Centipede

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.

Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!

by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012

human pig shit

Someone who is lower than your average lowlife

- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?

- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit

by Brammo September 13, 2006

Human Rain Delay

An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...

by 910 January 11, 2009

human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

by thekaldar October 10, 2011

Human Decency

Something that a lot of people don't have and it's frustrating because im so tired of arguing with people about basic rights and respect

ugh why cant people just have human decency. is it that hard to not be racist, homophobic, and sexist?

by todoroki's bussy juices March 25, 2021

Humanatee

a woman who is severly overweight and wearing skippy clothing eating a double whopper at burger king.

Hope you dont see one

by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

Humaira

Humaira is a sexy ass girl with a fat ass and she’s super popular and she can be bitchy and sassy but when you get to know her she’s kind and funny and the way she dresses is on point and she’s got the perfect body and she can steal your man

Girl:Hey will you go out with me

Boy: Sur-

Humaira walks in with her outfit on point looking sexy

Boy: I’m sorry I’ve got my eyes on someone else

by Your mum:) October 20, 2019