Facebook Hooker

Any individual, (male, female, or anything in between) that 'Likes' or becomes a 'Fan' of something/someone on Facebook, for no foreseeable reason.

It includes the following but is not limited to:

1. Going down a person's wall and 'Liking' everything; A form of wall rape to get someone's attention.

2. Pressing the 'Like' button on the wall-posts of people they do not know. This rule also applies towards individuals that repeatedly "like" the posts of a person that they fancy, on a daily basis.

3. 'Liking' or becoming fans of groups they have no business being a part of, except to fit in, in the hopes that someone will notice it the next day in school.

4. 'Liking' places or events they have never been to or have any connection with.

5. Putting down an RSVP of "Attending" to all events regardless of feasibility of actually making it.

6. Accepting all application and group invites to be 'nice'

Mary: "Ok that makes 25 as attending."
Babs: "Lemme check that list...oh wait better make it 24. Debra puts down everything as 'Attending.' Last week she said she was going to Egypt to partake in the riots. She's a Facebook Hooker."

Herb: "Are you busy tmw?"
Stan: "Yeah I gotta play Mafia Wars."
Herb: "Uhhh....why? I was thinking we could go to the game or grab a beer."
Stan: "I wish I could but I can't let them down."
Herb: "Dude....are you for real? The only reason those tools ask you to play this shit is so they can get weirdass "points" or some crap to compensate for their meaningless lives. You need to get a life and quit being a fuckin facebook hooker you pussy ass pushover bitch."

by Nibbleswicke July 27, 2011

$2 hooker

a prostitute that costs two dollars

Dang she looks like a $2 hooker

by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012

Bush Hooker

A bush hooker is a woman/girl in the australian trance party scene, that is known for frequent leg opening, general whore-ishness, being a total gay bitch an very likely to spread a new type of STD. You would be wise to avoid the scabbed up Bush Hooker.

Ted: Hey Steve, what do you reckon of that blond one over on the dance floor being a mad slut?

Steve: Nah not her mate, she's been boarded more times than a P&O cruise liner, and she smells like muff garbage too.

Ted: Oh yeah thats right, thats that gay bitch that calls herself a "psy-bogan", what a festy bush hooker

by fukcdoof February 11, 2013

Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.

by RachHarding December 28, 2007

Holleration

To address more than just a "Holler, hey how are you?" also can be used as another way to grab the attention of a mass audience. Instead of saying, "Hey everyone!" use it as a massive holler... Kind of how States are considered a "nation" whenever its being addressed... "Holleration" can be considered as a wide spread.... Holler.

Holleration! I just wanted to let everyone know... " or when a friend goes, "Holler, " You say, "Holleration!" Oh whats even a good one is... when your friend is going hay wire at meeting new guys at the bar say, "Girl, what is this? You're having a massive holleration.

by DJ Reflecta February 18, 2011

boy howdy what a rootin tootin hootin hollerin grandma humpin time

this word means wow, or jeepin' gillickers, wally!

Boy howdy, what a rootin', tootin', hootin', hollerin', grandma humpin' time that was! I can't wait til next time!

by Captain Jacqui April 17, 2004

hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006