homerun

Snort a line of blow, take bong rip, take a shot, chug a cup of beer, exhale, take a whippit, enjoy.

Geoffrey often relied on these when he could not find the necessary ingredients to his common smokable geoffrey. It is a strikeout with additives. Get home from work late and want to play catch up, just take a strike out, but if your friends are really partying, go for the homerun, then hit the bar.

by trickle November 16, 2013

hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

by lolfoot June 21, 2021

panda humper

(n.) any member of one or more animal rights protest groups

PETA is a bunch of brainless panda humpers.

by Knautilus September 29, 2003

Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

by Joey Logic February 23, 2008

Armoury humper

A person or mammal who, in a game of Natural-Selection (a half-life mod) persistently sits in front of the armoury getting more ammo.

Whilst doing this he/she becomes incapable of even basic human functions such as speech, hearing or killing the alien which is in the process of killing his/her team-mates.

They are widely hated by most other NS players, who have far better things to do, like beg the commander for a shotgun.

Omg you n00b armoury humper! Get through the f**king phase gate!!!!11

by Nil_IQ January 6, 2004

table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.

Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.

by Ace Wade March 1, 2010

Cop-Hopper

One that sleeps with multiple cops from the same police department. Also known to be a cop groupie.

Girl: "Did you hear about Lauren"
Guy: "No what did she do now"
Girl: "I heard she slept with another officer"
Guy: "Man that girl is such a cop-hopper

by thejustice528 April 24, 2010