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Gonch

To fool someone into believing that a non-existent movie or show is real. Derived from a meme that went viral on Tumblr. The joke was to fool others into believing that the movie Goncharov (1973) was a real film directed by Martin Scorsese, when in fact, the film does not exist and is completely made up.
"This movie doesn't exist, I think they're trying to Gonch us."

"Oh no, I think we've been Gonched."
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Gonchig

Translated name of Mongolian operation service Unitel.
You "Turuulj Alhana" like "Gonchig"
by Gonchigsumlaa May 5, 2023
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guchuguchu

A cutesy nickname to call your wife and enjoy how she gets annoyed by it.
Husband: you are such a guchuguchu

Wife: **throws a pan at husband**
by Pastakiller June 10, 2023
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gonch

1. A based object, situation, or individual
2. Particularly swagged out or rad at
3. A receiver of simping (see “resimpient”)
4. God or a God-like being
5. The Instagram page @gonch.worldwide
1. “‘Fish have permanent side eye’ is a gonched idea”
2. “Yo they’re really gonched out with those peculiar loafers
3. “Evan isn’t a munch, Evan is a gonch!”
4. "That's on Gonch."
"Gonch willing"
5. "New Gonch post just dropped!"
by Ezzy Wezzy September 1, 2023
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Gulch

My girl can't hesitate to gulch me
by GulchMe August 26, 2024
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gulch

Urban slang for "impressive."

When someone or something does something impressive, it is "gulch." It's like a verbal fist bump. A compliment often said about someone or something from humble origins. Also said sarcastically between two people from modest origins.

Gen X alum of Blossom Gulch (an elementary school in Oregon that schooled many of humble origins), began calling things "gulch" on Facebook as a nod to their origins and whatever was impressive now. Others soon followed.
Dude, that was gulch. Your truck is gulch.
by demiloca October 28, 2023
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Grunching

The hard grinding of the head of one's penis (often of larger size) against the cervix. Like crunching except meatier.
*He was so deep in me, I felt him grunching against my cervix with each thrust!"
by That_Fkn_Wolf November 1, 2023
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