The Gonchingbockler Is a very elongated suicidal crew member faced creature, that enjoys dribbling on inappropiate facists. It plays hockey with babies for a laugh and enjoys being a mothcat at half past goat. In it's spare time it acts like a question mark so people will like it, unfortunatly all sense of turnip is now wheelbarrows. When the Gonchingbockler dies everyone pokes it cos it's entertaining to poke dead stuff, closely related to the skinberry, the Gonchingbockler is called toby and is a retired skiing instructor when it finishes Reading the possum bag. If you ask it nicely it may do the crimple dance. Minge.
Chad: Hey bro, I was with that girl but I caught gonchitus
Bro: Yo man, the hell is gonchitus?
Chad: Oh, the paper from the doctor's office says gon-orr-h-ea
Bro: Oh shiiiiit!
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Also commonly spelled gorchiegetou, gorgigeto, or gorcheegetoo
A form of onomatopoeia signaling immediate and incredible destruction to a confined area. Commonly used to describe a firearm’s or explosion’s impact on a target.
When used as a catchphrase, it is said before conducting the assault described above on something else.
Hey Michael, I heard you got Milo with a big ass gorchigetoo the other day during paintball!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.