A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.
One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."
examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
Get the If my grandma had wheels mug.When a guy grabs part of his ballsack (without holding one of his balls). You know, the wrinkly part with a couple of random hairs, it looks like a grandma's tounge!
' JonGee grabbed part of his ballsack and held it in his hand and said "HEY INGRID! GRANDMA TOUNGE!" '
by JonGee June 27, 2006
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Example: OH MY GRANDMA!
by Grandson November 8, 2004
Get the grandma mug.An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.
by ijwahak December 29, 2005
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Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!
I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!
I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)
by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009
Get the Bathing Your Grandmother mug.One who partakes in the oral services of a woman. When doing so he and/or she moves there tongue furiosly in a side to side motion, tongue must be hard and pointed...its like when your grandma is confused and her mouth is agape and all u see is her tongue making that motion
by Ldogg88 February 24, 2010
Get the Grandma Style mug.Adverb. The opposite of hardcore. Describes someone who is generally quiet, reserved, cautious, concerned about bedtimes, or is opposed to taking any kind of risks. Can be used to describe a male or a female. Not necessarily an insult, but commonly used as one.
Wow, she said she can't go out to dinner with the group because she has to do laundry and get up at 8 for work tomorrow. She's so grandmacore.
He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.
He's really grandmacore, he turned around while running a 5k one time because it was too cold.
by handlemypipe8=D October 1, 2018
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