11th-grade disorder

If you called your friend “GOD”, you are the 11th-grade disorder.

It is evolution version of the 8th-grade disorder.

Unlike other diseases, it doesn't affect your health but the ability of social adaption.

You’ll become very active and energetic whole day.
There are various infection routes such as air infection and contact infection.
Treatment has not been established yet.

I am worshipping him because I am affected by the 11th-grade disorder.

by Aporo June 18, 2018

Schrodinger's Grades

Like the idea of Schrodinger's cat, where not checking your grades causes them to exist both as passing and failing simultaneously. Only through observing them do you condense the possibilities into the reality of one or the other. If you never check them you can't be depressed about failing

I'm not sure if I passed my calculus class, I have schrodinger's grades.

by jf10603 December 30, 2018

Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is mostly known for his movies IT and shazam and his tv show me myself and I. Jack Dylan Grazer is the best thing that happened to this planet since feminism. Dont fight me :))

Me: OMG jack dylan grazer is the cutest person ever wtf help me

Random person: OMG your obsession is unhealthy you should see a therapist

by Reddie is real sksksk August 29, 2019

gradeaundera

A dickhead who doesn't post in 3 months, finally comes back with a video saying he's gonna come back, then falls off the face of the earth for another month never to be heard from again.

Yo you watch gradeaundera's new video?... Oh wait that's right he's fucking dead.

by UPMYBUTT July 9, 2017

grazer

A person, like myself, who eats food at sporadic intervals during the day, only when hungry.

The opposite to a gorger. See 'gorger'

GORGER: 'Are you going to finish that dinner?' GRAZER: 'No'

GORGER: 'Why?'

GRAZER 'I've had enough, I'm no longer hungry'

GORGER 'Waste not, want not'

Picks up grazers plate and finishes grazers meal.

by Nick1401 November 18, 2007

weapons grade autism

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.

What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?

by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017

4th Grade Slut

Someone who will hold hands with anyone.

Did you see Cassy holding hands with that boy she only knew for 3 months? What a 4th grade slut!

by tom.van June 17, 2010