escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.

by geoffreyt February 20, 2009

milk the goat

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.

Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?

by gnostic1 January 21, 2011

fay-goat

a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)

That fay-goat could stand some moral restraints!

by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007

goat knuckle

otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.

mike sat down and everyone could see his goat knuckle.. his wrnagleers were too tight.

by Justin Roberts July 13, 2007

Cunt Goat

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat

@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!

by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

Goat Loader

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.

Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.

by CrazzyEddie2010 December 19, 2010