Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together

Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018

girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

Girthfall

When you tie a rubber band to your med chub and see how fast you can lose blood.

Tommy: Yo Peter I tried this new technique

Peter: What did you do bro?
Tommy: It's called Girthfall Simply tie a rubber band flaccid cock and see how long it takes for you to lose all the blood.

Peter: Oh thanks, I should definitely try that out tonight

by UrbanDad420 August 5, 2019

Girthothaclops

Giant Girth Grand enormous throwing ropes

Irish_Wolfhound, Scooter, Shane is a Girthothaclops. Girthothaclops may be dangerous to your health. T1kT0k

by HarleyChicken November 23, 2019

Girthquake

to be a mook ass bitch with small PP

Hey that guy is such a girthquake.

by OtimzFarm February 7, 2020

Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020