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flying ninja monkeys 

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.
Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!
flying ninja monkeys by V-Man December 14, 2004

Flying Fox 

Hey i saw a Flying Fox!
Flying Fox by Petrie April 10, 2003

flying squirrel 

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"
flying squirrel by Mugatu-san October 8, 2004

Flying Kites 

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.
I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."
Flying Kites by Moira Nyx November 4, 2009

emo fringe

The extremely sexy hair cut that most emo boys have.
Person 1: OMG!! Do you see that emo boy's hair?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a really sexy emo fringe.
emo fringe by iluvsexyemoboys March 23, 2007

flying fish sandwich

a sexual position from the kama sutra in which the women is on top, back to the man and they both lean back in a crab walk style position. They then proceed to have sex
"Last night the wife wanted me to do her flying fish sandwich style!"