faux pes

literally false foot. Used in the phrase on the faux pes, meaning at a disadvangage.

Do not eff and blind too much. You may end up being caught on the faux pes by your friends, tarnishing your hard-earned image.

by uttam maharjan July 25, 2010

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

Faux-Co

FAUX-CO (Pronounced fo co, so that it rhymes.) is a slang term for faux couture, in other words, it is used in the sense of saying something like, "Fake Designer (Something)".

Savannah: Don't act like you don't wear faux-co Laura!

Laura: Um, so?

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

faux wit

to associate with, or do buisness with

drug dealer: Hey, don't faux wit dat nigga; i heard he will rip you off!

by BIG C DUBB October 19, 2006

faux-hip

a derogatory term used when someone or some place (such as a café) affects a hip exterior but, in essence, is nothing but that exterior.

all these concert posters on the wall give off such a faux-hip feel.

by tsuyoshi October 7, 2007

faux-bate

to faux masturbate for a crowd.

"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."

by florence vanderslice December 30, 2007

faux horn

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

by mmiikkii March 20, 2008