Faux Plow

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".

Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.

by CrimsonArcher95 January 24, 2015

faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!

my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2016

Faux hundies

Fake hundred dollar bills. Fool’s Benjamin. Bad cheddar. Fake money. Usually given as pranks.

Dang! I thought I struck rich, but all I got was faux hundies.

by zimmygirl777 July 16, 2025

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

Faux Graviditis

/foʊ gɹa.vi.daɪ̯.tɪs/
Meaning: when a girl gets fat enough, she and other people suspect her of being pregnant

"Mary was so fat, she had Faux Graviditis!"
"Yea, I also caught it"

by Latin Linguist February 13, 2024

Faux Feminism

A misunderstanding that feminism devalues males and disregards that males are also subject to the patriarchy.

Faux feminism divides men and women, while feminism focuses on equality

by Cutie Supreme June 25, 2021

bo faux

A parody of Bo-Ho.. Millennials acting like bohemian hippies at festivals but returning to their reckless consumerism in day-to-day life.

Coachella is full of Bo Faux kids

by tommydog November 11, 2018