Faux hundies

Fake hundred dollar bills. Fool’s Benjamin. Bad cheddar. Fake money. Usually given as pranks.

Dang! I thought I struck rich, but all I got was faux hundies.

by zimmygirl777 July 16, 2025

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

faux nem

1-something you can say in agreement with another

2-Fake others that cannot be trusted

Kate cheated on jack she a “faux nem” Bro

by Jpizz December 12, 2019

Faux-tend

The act of logging onto a zoom meeting but not actually being at the meeting.

I don’t really want to go to the meeting so I am going to faux-tend.

by RachelRoxxx September 16, 2020

Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same.

... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk

by Sizzilian November 24, 2011

Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”

“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”

by anonymous January 21, 2023

faux pes

literally false foot. Used in the phrase on the faux pes, meaning at a disadvangage.

Do not eff and blind too much. You may end up being caught on the faux pes by your friends, tarnishing your hard-earned image.

by uttam maharjan July 25, 2010