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fantasy hoe

A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.
“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”

“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”
by PAPA$PICE April 22, 2018
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Flesh For Fantasy

There's a change in pace
Of my fantasy today
Do you like good music?
Yes, I wanna dance
Oh, yeah
Hanging out for a body shot at night
Ain't it strange what they do to feel all right?
Oh, yeah
So, if you should call, I am experienced
Whoa-whoa, yeah, aw!
Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Wanna sing it, yeah
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
It's after midnight
I should be feeling alright
Oh, yeah
Turn out the light, babe
I need someone else tonight, yeah
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door, aw
Oh-oh, yeah, aw
Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Wanna sing it, yeah
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Yeah-yeah-yeah, we cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Father loved his son
Mother, daughter, too
That's the old, old story
Cries the new world too
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Yeah-yeah-yeah, we cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
Do you like good music?
Do you wanna dance?
Oh, yeah
Turn out the light, babe
And be someone else tonight, oh yeah
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door
I did my crime, enjoyed my time
Never been having before
Never been nothing before
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
Flesh, flesh, flesh, flesh
by Death Menace August 19, 2023
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double fantasy

a type of sex when a male/female is owned by two partners
Jane and Jill were at my place the other day. It was a real double fantasy.
by 1dw3_1+3 September 24, 2023
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Fantasy funk

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.
by Lo Fo Sho February 21, 2010
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Fantasy Football

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018
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Fantasy

City nights
Summer breeze makes you feel all right
Neon lights
Shining brightly make your brain ignite

See the girls with the dresses so tight (give you love)
Give you love if the price is right
Black or white
In the streets there's no wrong and no right, no

Outta sight
Buy your kicks from the man in the white
Feels all right
Powder pleasure in your nose tonight

See the men paint their faces and cry (like some girl)
Like some girl it makes you wonder why
City life
Sure is cool but it cuts like a knife (like a knife), it's your life

So forget all that you see
It's not reality
It's just a fantasy

Can't you see
What this crazy life is doing to me?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?

So forget all that you see
It's not reality
It's just a fantasy

Can't you see
What this crazy life is doing to me? Yeah

Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?

Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life?
I know
I know
by Death Menace February 4, 2023
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fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
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