Faux-ever Young

Women or men who modify their appearance to look younger than their true age but it just doesn't look right.

She looks faux-ever young because of her bad botox job.

by webdeb1228 February 22, 2014

Gary glitter faux pas

The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors

I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….

Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .

Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

faux invigordisastpublation

Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.

Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".

Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?

Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.

by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013

Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

faux fatal

Obsessive, anonomous and (or) Dangerous sexual bondage exploration fetish, usually publicly.

"If she doesn't slow down soon,
she'll see why we all aren't faux fatal"

by Miss. Masked Affair October 5, 2019

faux sotto voce

An aside, like sotto voce, but spoken loudly enough that the person who is the subject can hear it, unlike sotto voce.

He spoke to them about me, but in a faux sotto voce for me to overhear: "Somebody doesn't know their place."

by TownWombat May 25, 2024

Faux Boo

A pet name or term of endearment for a platonic friend; faux used in the sense of pretending you have a romantic relationship and boo used as a person of the gender or sex for whom you experience sexual attraction

Faux boo: How'd the interview go?
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo

by canuckcan January 7, 2014