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existentialism

The philosophic exercise of likening oneself to God in that the direction and meaning of your life is yours alone to determine. The admission to oneself that anything and everything you know to be true may in fact be false, and that you do not possess the knowledge to determine what is and isn't. The method of continually constructing personal arguments for your decisions despite the knowledge that what you do may or may not matter.
These are two conversations about existentialism.
"Do we exist solely as figments of the imagination of God?"
"Perhaps. Then is it possible that the characters of our own dreams and imagination are of a similar nature to ourselves?"

"Life is meaningless. I should skip work in the morning to drink and enjoy myself."
"No, perhaps you should be responsible. You never know when you might find out the reason why."
"True."
by James 37 July 20, 2008
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Excuse me

Did you call me crazy and insane

Fuck you mother fucker

You should know that i am more powerful than your fucking being together with supermans.
Bloody fucker. Excuse me with your fucking revolting luring offenses. Screw your blotchy white skin. Having a few skin and balding issues beau. Making up shit about perfectly happy and healthy people. You are a cunt and a half.
by 1mILLIONk November 24, 2017
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excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."
"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."
by DMC May 24, 2004
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Existential pubes

BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...
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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.
"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B
by Anonymousfemale April 13, 2014
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excuse me bitch

Some dumb sentence my friend x_Nixm made up.
Me: "You need help."
x_Nixm: "Excuse me bitch"
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excuse my french

An irrelevent phrase that is useless because the French have different words for the English cussing words.
Oh, I'm gonna say 'Excuse my French' because I just cussed but I speak English. :D
by Rebecca LaRue October 11, 2003
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