When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.
Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.
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Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.
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(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.
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Get the Dutch Crop Duster mug.A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.
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Get the Dutch Brother mug.To curl out a large poo on someone's lower back for sexual gratification. The 'giver' will often make a sound like a train whilst mid flow.
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