Skip to main content

dumfuck

an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong
your a dumfuck
by slopass March 18, 2003
mugGet the dumfuck mug.

take a dump

(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate
Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.
by Light Joker April 4, 2005
mugGet the take a dump mug.
Related Words

Tronald Dump

Tronald Dump is tweeting. Who will he declare war on this time?
by Foolish_Samurai February 8, 2019
mugGet the Tronald Dump mug.

Dumfries

The largest town - and administrative capital - of south-west Scotland.

A once pleasant market town, Dumfries is now colonised by weegies, rich Anglo settlers and Luftwaffe-trained seagulls. Every July the town stages an annual festival called 'Guid Nychburris' (Good Neighbours.) This, however, is merely an excuse for the town's dwellers to engage in the modern British pasttimes of excessive drinking, street violence and unplanned procreation. It is to be avoided at all costs.

The town's only saving graces are Queen of the South FC and the proximity of the beautiful Galloway countryside.
"Have you been to Dumfries yet, Mr Wint?"

"No, Mr Kidd, my friends have informed me that in recent years it has become somewhat of a Netto Ghetto"
by Rabbi Burns April 16, 2009
mugGet the Dumfries mug.

hump her and dump her

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again
guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!
by Negrodamis789 August 20, 2006
mugGet the hump her and dump her mug.

buddy dump

When the toilet seat is too cold, so your buddy offers to take down his pants and sit down so that you can sit on his warm lap and shit between his legs.
After a heated contest of one-on-one flag football I had to take a shit, but the toilet seat was way too cold, so my buddy (who was ripped!) took down his pants and hooked me up with a buddy dump.
by gostbrand February 23, 2010
mugGet the buddy dump mug.

dump it in

To have meaningless sex. Refers to "dumping" ones dick in any or all orifices on a girl.
Example 1

John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?

Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.

Example 2

She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.
by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
mugGet the dump it in mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email